Health Joke

I haven't shared many health jokes here in my blog, so it's past time to remedy that situation. Here's a joke from the natural health circus that should put a grin on your face...

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat the fattiest foods I can find, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

He thought for a moment and then replied, "Twenty-six."

And that's a little health joke for the last Monday in December of 2005.

Chet Day
Editor, The Natural Health Circus
http://chetday.com

P.S. If you have a health joke you'd like to share with readers, click on the comment link below and let it rip!