Wake up and Get Started without Caffeine!
Powerful
Audio Technology Will Get You Started Naturally Every
Morning
and Help You Stay Awake and Alert During Dreary Afternoon Slumps
From:
Chet Day
Editor, Health & Beyond Online
If you're
a typical stressed out 21st century man or woman, you're probably
a caffeine junkie consuming coffee or energy drinks faster than
a beatnik in a 50's coffee cafe.
... if the
above description fits you, you're also no doubt experiencing
typical caffeine addiction symptoms on a regular basis:
- nervousness
- irritability,
anxiety
- G/I dysfunction
- tremulousness
- muscle
twitching
- headaches
- and occasional
heart palpitations.
Do you think
your caffeine addiction is worth all those unpleasant and potentially
dangerous symptoms?
Well, I created
the StereoCoffee CD as non-drug, caffeine alternatives
to help overworked and stressed-out men and women.
If you're
working so much and sleeping so little that it's nigh impossible
to get up in the morning and stay awake and alert at work without
coffee and energy drinks, then our CD will help you break your
reliance on stimulants that keep you going through your stress-packed
day.
Is Getting
Up in the Morning Hell for You?
If you're
living in the modern age and count yourself as the average overworked,
over-stressed man or woman, getting started in the morning is
torture.
For instance,
your alarm goes off and you can't believe it's already time to
get up because you're as exhausted as a hung-over grad student
who stayed up all night to finish a paper.
So what do
you do?
If you're
like the average Joe or Jane, you stumble to the kitchen to pour
the day's first of many cups of coffee.
I bet you
even have an espresso machine.
And I also
bet you've set the autotimer on your caffeine machine to have
hot brew ready and waiting for you as soon as you get out of bed
every morning.
Then you
swallow that dark, stimulant-laden beverage -- either loaded with
sugar for an extra energy boost or black as coal if you really
need to jump-start your body.
After a shower
and another cup of Java -- sipping that one on your drive to work,
am I right? -- you eventually start feeling like you may be awake
enough to survive to the first coffee break.
You know as well as I do that the above
routine is NOT a healthy way to start your day and to live your
life.
Well, our
StereoCoffee CD is going to help you wake up every
morning without the jitters and bad breath associated with coffee
and caffeine.
And we guarantee it because our safe and effective NeuroImagery
brainwave entrainment technology works better than caffeine to
keep you awake and alert!
Here's
a
Brief Description of
NeuroImagery Audio Technology
Using
vibrational entrainment methods which act like a tuning
fork for the brain, the NeuroImagery
audio technology on the three tracks of StereoCoffee
stimulates your brain to generate healthy
and powerful beta waves associated with improved
emotional stability, as well as productive energy levels,
attentiveness, and concentration.
A person
with sophisticated sound analysis software would discover
on the three StereoCoffee tracks several
extremely powerful brain entrainment techniques
that comprise our second generation NeuroImagery
audio technology.
Interestingly
enough, NeuroImagery audio technology
does not rely solely on binaural
beats, the brain entrainment method used in many
of the world's most expensive self-improvement CDs.
Consequently,
each of our three audio tracks effectively entrain your
brain to productive beta waves with or without using headphones!
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Do You Suffer
from Midmorning and Afternoon Slumps?
Most people
in the work force today struggle with low energy and sleepiness
during the midmorning hours and again in the afternoon, either
right after lunch or a couple of hours later.
You know,
that time of the day when your energy drops out beneath you like
a plummeting elevator every afternoon.
When you
feel like a fish out of water.
When you're
tempted to grab the stapler as the only way to keep your eyes
open.
So what do
you do to stay awake?
- You have
another cup of coffee...
- You slug
down an expensive energy drink...
- You pop
a caffeine pill or a ridiculously overpriced prescription upper
dealt to you by your friendly physician...
Again, the
above are NOT healthy choices for staying awake and alert.
Instead
of Unhealthy Drinks and Drugs, Use StereoCoffee to Wake
Up in the Morning and to Remain Alert and Energetic All Day Long
You know
Red Mammoth or whatever that energy drink's called is a
short cut to a shorter life.
And you also
know five, six, seven cups of coffee a day is probably not the
best thing in the world for your body.
I bet you'd
probably like to break the hold that caffeine has on your body,
and I know you'd likely want to cut down on your coffee consumption.
Enter the
StereoCoffee CD on which you'll find
three remarkable audio tracks (can be ripped easily to mp3 files)
that will solve your morning and afternoon living zombie problems
forever.
Let me briefly
describe each track...
StereoEspresso
- Track One
The
StereoEspresso wake-up track is the one you'll want
to keep on your home stereo set.
Try this
routine out for size:
Program
your bedroom CD player to blast this track to coincide with
your alarm clock. You'll have jacked the volume the night before,
and,
boom, you'll burst wide awake to a fun, uplifting tune
that's layered with our powerful NeuroImagery sound
technology.
As explained
above, NeuroImagery audio
technology stimulates beta brainwave activity, which is associated
with improved emotional stability, as well as productive energy
levels, attentiveness, and concentration.
StereoCaffeine
- Track Two
Bogging
down at work midmorning or late afternoon and thinking about
downing an energy drink to bring you back to life?
Well, forgo
the Scarlet Bovine in a can and instead plug your headphones
into your office computer or your mp3 player and listen to StereoCaffeine,
the second powerful wake-up audio track on this amazing CD.
StereoCaffeine
(as well as the other two tracks) can be listened to with or
without headphones, by the way. Composed of brown noise with
NeuroImagery audio technology to help your brain
generate wide-awake beta waves, you'll perk up in a matter of
minutes.
The best
part is you won't have to be dreading the inevitable crash and
downer from chugging an energy drink.
StereoArabic
- Track Three
StereoArabic
is the most powerful wake-up audio track on the CD.
It's so
powerful you actually have to be careful when you
slap on a pair of headphones and listen to StereoArabic.
A little bit of this one goes a long way.
In fact,
the StereoArabic track is so powerful, you'll
feel it working within the first minute of listening to it.
By the
time you get to the end of the track twenty minutes later, you'll
feel like you've just slammed back multiple cans of Crimson
Taurus. But without the caffeine and without the jitters!
Stay
Alertly Awake AND Save Money with StereoCoffee
Have
you ever calculated how much money you spend on caffeine and energy
drinks?
At
$2.00 or more a can, energy drinks are particularly overpriced.
Seriously, you're practically buying a cocktail each time you
pull out your wallet to buy a can of this unhealthy stuff.
Speaking
of cocktails... how would you feel about yourself if you drank
as many alcoholic beverages a day as you do energy drinks and/or
cups of coffee?
So
save your money and help your body by cutting back or eliminating
unhealthy stimulants that keep you awake.
Unlike
coffee beans and energy drinks, StereoCoffee can
be used again and again.
For
less than the price of a large pizza, you can own a healthy pick-me-up
audio tool that won't continually drain your wallet.
Sincerely,

Chet Day, Publisher
StereoCoffee CD