Today, in a less Puritanical mood than usual, I asked ChatGPT to provide me with ten clever, funny, and slightly off-color first lines for limericks. As I suspected it would, the woke infested AI would turn out milk toast limericks that are hardly off color, especially in this day and age. Anyway, below you’ll find the reply to that request:
In a town where the gossip runs wild,
A scandalous secret’s compiled,
A nun and a knight,
Made love late at night,
Their confessions were happily filed!
There once was a pirate named Lou,
Whose parrot had quite the foul view,
It squawked, “Walk the plank!”
And the pirate just drank,
Said the parrot, “I’d plunder her too!”
A plumber with quite the physique,
Fixed pipes with a smile so unique,
When he bent down to mend,
The ladies would pretend,
Their drains were in need of a tweak!
There was a young lady named Claire,
Whose humor was really quite rare,
She said, “I can’t complain,
About love, life, or pain,
But tequila? Now, that’s my affair!”
In a pub, there’s a man known as Mick,
His jokes are impressively quick,
He said, “In romance, I’m swift,
But my love life’s adrift,
For my pick-up line’s just ‘Hey, chick!'”
A gambler with tricks up his sleeve,
Said, “Vegas is where I believe,
I once bet my shirt,
And lost, but I’m pert,
As long as I don’t lose my briefs!”
There once was a lawyer named Rick,
Whose wit was incredibly slick,
In the courtroom, he’d jest,
With a flair and finesse,
Winning cases with one-liners so thick!
A chef with a wild sense of taste,
In the kitchen, he’d never waste,
He’d add spice to the pot,
But just a little too hot,
Now his dishes are rarely embraced!
There once was a dog named Jack,
Whose owner had quite the knack,
For mischief and fun,
They’d howl at the sun,
While skinny-dipping in the duck pond out back!
An astronomer gazed at the stars,
Observing their journeys and wars,
He said with a wink,
“Space is quite the kink,
Planets love playing hide-and-seek in bizarre bars!”
(Here’s the Woke Note from ChatGPT about his/her/its above limerick creations: While these limericks are meant to be humorous and slightly off-color, it’s essential to consider the audience and context before using them in public settings.)