A Cautionary Tale of Square Pegs and Round Holes
So there I was this morning, feeling pretty damn pleased with myself. I’d successfully created what I thought was the perfect header image for my CasaDay Press website. Beautiful literary archaeology theme, elegant typography, the works. ChatGPT had knocked it out of the park on the second try, delivering exactly what I’d envisioned: aged manuscripts, warm lighting, and text that screamed “serious literary publisher.”
The image was gorgeous. Professional. Everything I wanted to represent my new venture into human-AI collaborative publishing.
Then I tried to make it actually work on my website.
Here’s the thing about WordPress that nobody warns you about when you’re 77 and trying to look like you know what you’re doing with technology: it’s like that friend who seems helpful but always has one more “little thing” you need to fix.
“Oh, you want a header image? Sure! Just upload it here. Easy!”
“Wait, it doesn’t scale on mobile? Well, that’s probably your theme. Try these settings.”
“Still not working? Hmm, maybe you need a different aspect ratio.”
“Have you considered switching themes entirely?”
By the end of our wrestling match, I was ready to throw my PC out the window and go back to typewriters. At least when a typewriter ribbon got tangled, you could see the problem and fix it with your hands.
The really maddening part is how the goalposts kept moving. My AI collaborator Claude was trying to be helpful, bless his digital heart, but even he couldn’t keep WordPress’s behavior straight. First he told me ChatGPT could only make square images (wrong), then he remembered I’d successfully created rectangular book covers before (right), then ChatGPT itself admitted it was defaulting to square images and offered to fix it (confusing but ultimately helpful).
It was like watching three reasonably intelligent entities try to figure out why a car won’t start, only to discover that sometimes the car starts and sometimes it doesn’t, and nobody can predict which day is which.
For those of you following along at home and dealing with your own WordPress header nightmares, here’s what I learned today:
First, here’s the beautiful image that’s supposed to grace the header of my website:

The Problem: Created a beautiful 2000 x 1200 pixel header image that looked great on desktop but turned into an unreadable mess on mobile devices.
The Attempted Solutions:
- Blamed the image dimensions
- Blamed ChatGPT’s image generation
- Blamed the WordPress theme (Twenty Seventeen)
- Considered blaming sunspots and planetary alignment
What Actually Might Work (If I Ever Get Back to This):
- Switch to Twenty Twenty-Four theme (newer = better mobile handling, supposedly)
- Resize the image to something wider and shorter (1920 x 600 pixels)
- Accept that perfection is the enemy of good enough
- Take up woodworking instead
The funniest part? This whole debacle is hopefully at least going to be useful as a blog entry. Nothing says “authentic behind-the-scenes content” like a 77-year-old man fighting with website technology while trying to launch an innovative publishing venture.
My readers are going to love knowing that even the guy collaborating with AI to write books still can’t figure out why his header image looks like garbage on an iPhone.
There’s something beautifully absurd about spending an entire morning wrestling with image pixels when you’re supposed to be pioneering the future of literary collaboration. It’s like being a space explorer who can’t figure out how to work the coffee machine in the spaceship.
But you know what? This is exactly the kind of real-world problem-solving that readers connect with. Everyone’s fought with WordPress. Half the guys I know have had that moment when technology decides to be inexplicably stubborn. Who hasn’t wanted to chuck their computer out the nearest window at least once a day?
The difference is, I’m documenting some of my problems and their solutions for posterity and calling it content creation.
For My Fellow WordPress Warriors:
If you’re dealing with header image issues, here’s my hard-won wisdom:
- Test mobile immediately – Don’t get attached to how it looks on desktop until you’ve seen it on a phone
- Themes matter more than you think – Sometimes switching themes is faster than troubleshooting
- Keep your original files – You’ll probably need to resize/recreate multiple times
- Set a time limit – Don’t let header perfectionism eat your entire day
- Remember why you’re doing this – The header supports your content, not the other way around
And most importantly: Your website visitors care way more about what you’re saying than whether your header scales perfectly. They’re there for your books, your insights, your story. The header is just the frame around the picture.
Tomorrow I’ll probably tackle this fresh, armed with new determination and possibly a different WordPress theme. Or maybe I’ll decide the current header is “good enough” and move on to writing the next Lost Pages collaboration with Claude.
After all, I’ve got less than three years to hit bestseller status. I can’t spend all of them fighting with image dimensions.
But if I do figure out the perfect solution, you’ll be the first to know. Consider this your warning: another WordPress tutorial blog post may be heading your way.
In the meantime, I’m going to make myself a cup of coffee and remember that the most important part of being an innovative publisher isn’t having perfect technology—it’s having something worth publishing.
Even if the header looks wonky on mobile.
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